February 2012
240 posts
World's saddest story
itsdamnfunny:
BORED? Y U NO LAUGH?!!
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
sportspage:
There are a lot of things in sports that aren’t illegal but are just dick moves. There should be a penalty in all sports for being a dick. It doesn’t have to be a big penalty, in bball it would be just a turnover, not a foul. Plus you’d get called out by the ref for being a dick. They’d be like, “Home team’s ball due to number 20 on the away team being a dick”.
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funniest10k:
Fascinating discourse, chum
Riveting fable, comrade
Intriguing anecdote, brethren
Perpetuating argument, colleague
Sweet saga, yo
Waste of time, jerk
Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
Interesting intellect, imbecile
Trepidating bore, fetus
Ballin’ gossip, dawg
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( ) Use the math and always win (X) Press any button and never win (XXXX) You have to use math in Minesweeper?
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